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Up Quotes by Zach Galifianakis
- I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
- Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take…
- A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
- American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
- Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.
- I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel…
- When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener.…
- We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood…
- My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff…
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