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Me Quotes by Zach Galifianakis
- I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
- I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.
- Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
- I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
- It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.
- Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
- When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener.…
- You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is…
- It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play on…
- Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
- I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two…
- My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff…
- When I first got to L.A., I had a pretty good setup. I convinced a mechanic to let me live in an Audi that was…
- I feel that living your life in contradiction keeps one confused and happy... It makes me laugh when people miscommunicate. I like walking over bridges…
- I was talking to my mom the other day, and she called me a weirdo. It was the first time I'd ever heard her say…
- I like to go to really bad movies, during their sixth week, and there's only one other person in the theatre, and I like to…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale