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Just Quotes by Zach Galifianakis
- I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll…
- I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
- My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are…
- I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel…
- I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called.…
- That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If…
- When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener.…
- Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are…
- You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is…
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