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You Quotes by Zach Galifianakis
- A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
- I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
- I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel…
- I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a…
- I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called.…
- We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever…
- Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are…
- You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is…
- I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gained about twenty pounds over the past two…
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- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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