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- As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this…
- People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I…
- The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to…
- There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot…
- We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever…
- When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener.…
- I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want…
- If I were 26 and this was happening, it would be all great, and I would probably buy like 17 Dodge Vipers. But right now…
- I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle