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Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
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The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask…
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Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into…
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When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
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How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs,…
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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out…
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If you are wasting time and energy trying to be as much like everyone else as you can, you are throwing away…
— Bethenny Frankel
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Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name…
— Matt Groening
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It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named…
— Penn Jillette
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Poison." he said, deadpan. "That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much." She's a treasure." Bram…
— Chris Wooding
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Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in…
— Janet Evanovich
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Wolf," said Ran, enunciating it very carefully. "What an unusual name. Did your parents give it to you?" "Does it matter?" said…
— Marissa Meyer
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I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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