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- My biggest fear is being in a plane crash and not be able to tweet about it.
- I don't tweet for your entertainment and I don't tweet for mine. I have no idea why I do.
- I wish thinking of a good tweet burned calories.
- Inspirational tweet of the day: If you ever feel like you're about to do something you're going to regret later, do it.
- I always make the wrong decisions so I have something to tweet about.
- I was just about to get up and do something useful with my life but then I read a motivational tweet.
- I could have done way better - me, after posting any tweet
- If I don't respond to your text or call and I tweet, so fucking what. It's my phone. You don't control me.
- Without you, I am like... Tweet. without Stars.
- If I follow you, don't tweet about your boyfriend because I'm your boyfriend until further notice.
- Inspirational tweet of the day: I don't give a Fuck.
- There are exceptions is new replyback when someone disagree with your tweet.
- Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?
- I had a dream about a tweet. That's completely safe right?
- A woman can say more in a retweet, than a man can say in a tweet.
- If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you.
- If I was an octopus, I would check my emails while I feed myself while I pick my nose while I masturbate while I check…
- If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple.
- What was the first tweet of twitter? Probably about assholes coming soon.
- I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.
- I don't tweet here. I'm a consultant.
- Writing a tweet is not like impressing someone. Don't try too hard.
- The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet.
- I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family.
- I bet at least 10 idiots will tweet about how much they needed this weekend.
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