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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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All religious leaders and spiritual teachers emphasize finding a place within us that is true. People who obsessively follow these leaders instead…
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Flourishing goes beyond happiness, or satisfaction with life. True, people who flourish are happy. But that's not the half of it. Beyond…
— Barbara Fredrickson
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In place of a world, there is a city, a point, in which the whole life of broad regions is collecting while…
— Oswald Spengler
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Fun fact #1 about pomegranates: Pomegranates are awesome.Fun fact #2: Pomegranates are like little explosions of awesome in your mouth.Fun fact #3:…
— Tahereh Mafi
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Many people ask me what I have learned from all of the experiences in my life, and I say unhesitatingly: People are…
— Desmond Tutu
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People say that slaves were taken from Africa. This is not true: People were taken from Africa, among them healers and priests,…
— Abdullah Ibrahim
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People all over the world now are following our election. And according to a new international poll that just came out, I…
— Conan O'Brien
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The old adage is true, people will only be as good to you as you are to yourself. They will follow your…
— Niecy Nash
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It is simply not true that war is solely a means to an end, nor do people necessarily fight in order to…
— Martin Van Creveld
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It's true, people don't imagine I'd be particularly woody.
— Clive Anderson
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It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.
— J D Salinger
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But carbon 13 [the carbon from corn] doesn't lie, and researchers who have compared the isotopes in the flesh or hair of…
— Michael Pollan
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