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Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and…

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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

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After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they… — Roseanne Barr
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year… — Drew Carey
I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated. — John Candy
People don't know this, but early in your career, you don't just glide on to The Tonight Show — Tea Leoni
I gave up my base in popular culture when I left the Tonight Show. — Branford Marsalis
I think all of this—The Roots and DJing included—was meant to prepare me for The Tonight Show. — Questlove
When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show, I considered it more of an inconvenience than an… — Lorna Luft
I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or… — Lara Flynn Boyle
In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Johnny Carson at least… — Jeff Dunham
I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. — Rip Taylor
Mitt Romney was a guest on 'The Tonight Show' on NBC. It's interesting — you have an empty suit trying to please… — David Letterman
Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who… — David Letterman

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