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Today Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Just because today is a terrible day, doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day of your life.
- Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anybody can start today and make a new ending...
- Yesterday is gone. Today is okay. Tomorrow will be better.
- I'll only say WTF 3 more times today then I'll start shooting people.
- Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today.
- Call your toilet out so when someone asks you what you did today, it sounds that you actually have a life and went out. You're…
- Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.
- I'm really bad at recognizing acronyms. Today this teenager told me 'YOLO' and I took it as 'chop me into little pieces with a screwdriver'.
- I just learned today that bacteria is not the back door of a cafeteria.
- Give a compliment to a fat chick today, she'll literally remember you until the day she dies... Because elephants never forget.
- I feel like today is going to be a good day but I am bringing my shotgun just in case.
- You Can Waste It Or Use It For Good! What You Do Today Is Important Because You Are Exchanging A Day Of Your Life For…
- If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a towel around your…
- They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today.
- My cock got caught in my zipper today....at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it.
- If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier than the ones…
- Get excited! Today is the first day of the rest of your week.
- My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on my tweets.
- My wife nearly crashed the car today. Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys.
- TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
- I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that meant I should…
- The only reason I'd ask what happen today, is to steal some ideas to tweet.
- I've realized something today. No matter how hard you try to plan your life, life has a plan for you all on its own.
- I love helping people getting what they want. Today I overheard a girl saying I'd die for spicy mc burger so I killed her. Happy…
- Treat your friend's like you are going to eat'em today.
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- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am today. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines and that… — Karen Armstrong
- I want justice to be so pervasive that it will be taken for granted, just as injustice is taken for granted today. — Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
- Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today - but the core… — Isaac Asimov
- To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. — Isaac Asimov
- Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he is willing… — Bashar al-Assad
- The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. — Fred Astaire
- The people you see in Nigeria today have always lived as neighbors in the same space for as long as we can… — Chinua Achebe
- Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain... To feel the freedom that… — Kevyn Aucoin