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Today Quotes by Henny Youngman
- Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
- Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
- While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
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