"While playing golf today I hit two good……" — Henny Youngman

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• Let me put it this way: I think Republicans tend to keep the ball in play, Democrats go for broke. — Arthur Ashe
• I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your… — Arthur Ashe
• I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins
• I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for… — Rowan Atkinson
• It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two! — Ernie Banks
• For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. — Dave Barry
• A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing… — Clara Barton
• Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls. — Max Beerbohm
• Go on daddy-daughter dates and father-and-sons' outings with your children. As a family, go on campouts and picnics, to ball… — Ezra Taft Benson
• If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. — Yogi Berra
• Leadership is diving for a loose ball, getting the crowd involved, getting other players involved. It's being able to take… — Larry Bird
• It doesn't matter who scores the points, it's who can get the ball to the scorer. — Larry Bird

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