Playing Golf Quotes

56 quotes by 50 authors

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. — Dave Barry
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. — Yogi Berra
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where… — Lewis Black
I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago. — James Caan
If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy. — John Nestor
Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time. — Charles E. McKenzie
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill
Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally. — Sam Snead
They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why. — Alistair Cooke
What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign competition… — P.G. Wodehouse
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the… — Dave Barry
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. — Tiger Woods
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. — Bill Cosby
I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to… — George W. Bush
I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf, — George W. Bush
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get… — Peter Andrews
It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf. — Ian Woosnam
I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing… — Gil Gerard
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of… — Bob Hope

Who Wrote These Playing Golf Quotes

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