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- Girls with no ass probably typed LMAO wayyyy too many times on Facebook.
- I'll only say WTF 3 more times today then I'll start shooting people.
- Most people are lucky and only look horrible in the mornings. I look horrible at all times during the day.
- I start remembering all the times you told me you loved me and all the moments you took my breath away.
- You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself.
- If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you have?? A F*****G GOODYEAR!
- Going to gym really sucks. But I calculated, and there's a good news - I only have to go 9,972 times before I die!
- Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life.
- My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times.
- Revenge is a dish best served on the boobs a couple of times.
- God could not be with us every time we need support in our worst times of life, and therefore he made fathers.
- I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets.
- A Woman Never Say: Let's just leave the toilet seat up at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
- No no sweetie, I don't hate you. I just want to fist bump your chin a few times.
- If any Twitter app showed how many times we've visited someone's profile, we'd be in an awkward position.
- I hit the back button too many times on my browser and now it's 1884.
- If you let someone stab you in the back enough times, eventually you will bleed to death.
- In dangerous times, there is no sin greater than inaction.
- Totally cool if anyone wants to unfriend me on facebook- posted 4 times today, but if you unfollow me on twitter I will eat your…
- Don't trust boobs. Keep both eyes on them at all times.
- Sometimes, hope is what makes us smile. Other times, a smile is what can bring us hope .
- Everything is valuable only at two times; before getting it, and after losing it.
- If you ever find yourself begging for followers just do yourself a favor and stab yourself. Multiple times.
- Calm down. It's not like I killed the guy. I just bashed his head several times on the pavement and threw him under the bus.
- I carry a flamethrower with me at all times just in case someone with bad breath comes too close.
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