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Time Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
- For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties…
- Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
- Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
- Mothers are not the nameless, faceless stereotypes who appear once a year on a greeting card with their virtues set to prose, but women who…
- Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who…
- Before we sent kids to computer camps and told them they were having a good time, there was imagination among the human species.
- We even switched to a newly-formed church across the town that gave one hundred and twenty trading stamps each time we attended. (We now worship…
- Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on…
- When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
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