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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Your body is not made to throw like we throw. That's why you see softball pitchers pitching two or three games a…
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We're 5-3, that's what we are. We're 5-3 with three games left. Maybe it doesn't feel like it, but we've got to…
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You can be a top, top player for 10, 20 years, then you become a coach, lose two or three games and…
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I'll be here in my home with three big screens. I'll be watching three games at a time, and when they're over,…
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I like basketball, and I've been to three games, which is so much more fun than seeing it on TV, I think.
— Heidi Klum
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My rookie year was huge for me as far as the learning curve, especially those last three games.
— Tim Tebow
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Of course, the best thing, if you play in the Premier League, you can always develop further as a player, and you…
— Mesut Ozil
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
— Erma Bombeck
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