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Three Quotes by Bill Maher
- Karl Rove thinks we shouldn’t have Hillary Clinton in the White House because she fell and hit her head a couple years ago, spent three…
- What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they started pumping this…
- The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity - mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism - mumbling to the wall, Islam - mumbling to the floor.
- Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white people, and if…
- Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
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