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Thinking Quotes by Woody Allen
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
- I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
- I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
- Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into…
- Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
- The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life…
- What people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciously — but you don't. It proceeds from your unconscious. So…
- I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling.
- I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
- People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
- What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be…
- I never think I feel cynical in general. Cynical is reality with an alternate spelling. I feel there's a gigantic amount of injustice and overt…
- I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.
- Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way…
- This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn…
- Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.
- You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to…
- Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
- I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
- I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.
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- It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. — Aristotle
- The soul never thinks without a picture. — Aristotle
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- I think you have a passion and an obsession for something when it's not necessarily ubiquitous. — J. J. Abrams