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Thinking Quotes by Rita Rudner
- I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and…
- You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
- My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the…
- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and…
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