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Things Quotes by David Letterman
- Final installment of Things More Fun Than Reading the Sarah Palin Memoir: Driving into a tree, microwaving your head, and getting stabbed in the eye…
- The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.
- Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out…
- I'll be 50 years old tomorrow and that means, among other things, that now Bob Dole can start telling jokes about me.
- Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are.
- Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things…
More Things Quotes
- It is in the very nature of things human that every act that has once made its appearance and has been recorded… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. — Aristotle
- The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal. — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Change in all things is sweet. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. — Aristotle