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Groucho Marx has 304 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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There are two types of Chinese growing up in America. One is the kind that does really well in school, with thick,…
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I was a bookworm, and very skinny with big, thick glasses. I never went on dates and guys were afraid of me…
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When people think about computer science, they imagine people with pocket protectors and thick glasses who code all night.
— Marissa Mayer
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Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk…
— Groucho Marx
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I was a little fat pudgy kid with big thick glasses, and I was quiet and never said a word, you know…
— Morgan Fairchild
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From sixth grade on I was a real Pillsbury doughboy. Overweight, long hair, thick glasses.
— David Keith
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My dreams came true in America. It's not possible in Belgium. I grew up sadly. Skinny kid. Big, thick glasses. Everything I've…
— Jean Claude Van Damme
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