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Groucho Marx has 304 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well, at least he tried'…
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When I don't feel hurt, I hope they bury me.
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Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time…
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I hope they bury me near a strait man
— Groucho Marx
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Hoping they bury me with ammunition, weed, and shells. Just in case...
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When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my…
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It's quite a famous story that takes place on Christmas Eve, and the Germans, French, and Scottish are trying to make peace…
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I won't be sad too often, If they bury me in the library With bookworms in my coffin.
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It is such a supreme folly to believe that nuclear weapons are deadly only if they're used. The fact that they exist…
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