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- Men like cars, women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.
- Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
- My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
- I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
- My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
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