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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure…
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat,…
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
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My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for…
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You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am…
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure…
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There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
— Sarah Dessen
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So true
— Leslie
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It hurts when you want someone but can't have them. It hurts more when you have had that someone and you lost…
— ProudLesbian
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Sometimes some truths are better off not knowing, cuz is not every question that probably have an answer to.
— Blaze Olermiday
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And what hurts the most is when everyone around you sees you hurt, they dont even care.
— Keepin It Real
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Its impossible to stop thinking about something that's agitating you. Moving on when or after shit happens or trying to stop thinking…
— Izaya
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Depression is like a storm. It's starts slow, Eating away at you slowly, Then becomes stronger, And causes more damage. Then it…
— Patience Hardy
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Destruction scripts already inscribed on each creation by the God
— Suma
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The irony is that Inferiors works hard while Superior earns more !!!
— Suma
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The truth is a difficult thing, and did not in any pocket.
— Unknown Author
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Once you treat someone Special, you'll automatically go broke.
— Jay Bui
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