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Terrible Quotes by Woody Allen
- I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
- The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
- Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
- Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.
- There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this…
- My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
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