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Ten Quotes by Woody Allen
- Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to…
- In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird,…
- A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
- Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not…
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- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas… — Andrea Arnold
- Democracy is not something you put away for ten years, and then in the 11th year you wake up and start practicing… — Chinua Achebe
- The damage done in one year can sometimes take ten or twenty years to repair. — Chinua Achebe
- Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of… — Jane Austen
- It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before. — Jane Austen
- In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels. — Jane Austen
- The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. — Joan Baez
- I was ten when I got my first serious beating. It was rough. — David Bailey
- Not only don't I know who I am, but I'm very suspicious of people who do know who they are. I am… — Tom Baker
- In nine times out of ten, the slanderous tongue belongs to a disappointed person. — George Bancroft
- No man, however strong, can serve ten years as schoolmaster, priest, or Senator, and remain fit for anything else. — Henry Adams
- Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can… — Roseanne Barr