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Tell Her Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Don't tell her the plans you made. Just text her out of nowhere and tell her to get dressed.
- Tell her she's beautiful, any chance you get.
- Mission Accomplished! A girl is currently nibbling on my penis. I'm going to call my wife and tell her the good news.
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to please…
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse.
- How to Piss Off A Woman : After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint.
More Tell Her Quotes
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has… — Adam Carolla
- When my Mama asks me will I ever change, I tell her yeah... But it's clear I will always be the same… — Tupac Shakur
- To tell her that I joined the parachute club was too hard for me. I didn't want to trouble her; besides, I… — Valentina Tereshkova
- I know this president. And I can tell you that he cares deeply about the next generation of young women in this… — Nancy Keenan
- If my daughter has a bad dream and wants to get into my bed, I'm a sucker for her sweet face and… — Lara Spencer
- I be yellin out money over everything, money on my mind then she wanna ask when it got so empty. Tell her… — Drake
- A football team is a like a beautiful woman, when you do not tell her, she forgets she is beautiful — Arsene Wenger
- When I was a carpenter, I once worked with this Russian lady architect. I would tell her, ‘Look, I’m terribly sorry, but… — Harrison Ford
- I have so many [on-set Glee BFFs]. I love Kevin (McHale). I love Amber (Riley); Amber and I are essentially the same… — Alex Newell
- ...smoking is just a habit. 'Tolstoy', she said, mentioning someone I hadn't met, 'says that just as much pleasure can be got… — P.G. Wodehouse
- My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't… — Dick Gregory
- To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. — Cary Grant