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Tell Quotes by Woody Allen
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
- No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
- Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask…
- Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
- Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
- Abysmal vermin that I am, I couldn't of course tell her that it was her incredible mother that I wanted to see again… I knew…
- I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
- While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay…
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
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