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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I'd do a really tasteful Playboy shoot, but I'd want at least 700,000 for it.
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I'm all about exuberance. We only have one short life to live, and we shouldn't waste it being tasteful.
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What's required is a kind of social media sherpa, who can find you the audience you seek, who can reach to them…
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I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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I believe that if something like a political life is to remain for us in this world of technology, then it begins…
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Do not try to make the gospel tasteful to carnal minds. Do not hide the offense of the cross, lest you make…
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Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper…
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Much like the fortified wine that gives Marsala its name, this tasteful hue embodies the satisfying richness of a fulfilling meal, while…
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I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a…
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