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Takes Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Mobile phones do not get you close to people, it just takes you away from the ones sitting next to you
- If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a woman can have…
- It takes nipples to be a Boob.
- I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
- Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.
- If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole.
- After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for himself. Now he…
- COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
- FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.
- BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down…
- It takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening.
- Any man can lick pussy, but it takes a real man to lick her asshole.
- The difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer is, if the cleaner loses your suit he pays you, but if the lawyer loses your…
- Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked!
- Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle.
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- Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch… — Red Auerbach
- Time is a sort of river of passing events, and strong is its current; no sooner is a thing brought to sight… — Marcus Aurelius
- Living with anyone for many years takes skill. To keep peace in the household, couples learn to adapt to one another, hopefully… — Diane Ackerman
- It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true. — Roger Babson
- I do better on the first three takes; I won't be better at 20 takes. — Kevin Bacon
- Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. — Kevin Bacon
- I like directing. It takes a lot out of you, but I'd like to do it again - I just have to… — Kevin Bacon
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