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Take Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Join me in standing up against any actual knowledge about guns. Let the CDC know they can take away our ignorance when the pry it…
- But you are also the biggest threat of all ...You are a gay person I like. Your threat is that you make being gay seem…
- I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared…
- Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior.
- Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our…
- Leaving religious texts open too interpretation is the downfall of religion itself. If it is truly the word of God then there is no room…
- It's clear that when we're this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species…
- Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones,…
- Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam…
- Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into…
- I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this…
- Summer movie idea: take all the sequels that are out right now, and make movies about their backstories.
- You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.
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