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Take Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
- I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then…
- I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: 'Checkout Time is 18 years.'
- The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
- Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
- Adults can take a simple holiday for Children and screw it up. What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children…
- ...I remember thinking how often we look, but never see...we listen, but never hear...we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A…
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