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Sure Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's…
- I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a…
- And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot…
- The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
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