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Straight Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
- Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I…
- Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from…
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- Everything in the universe goes by indirection. There are no straight lines. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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- Life is an endless, truly endless struggle. There's no time when we're going to arrive at a plateau where the whole thing… — Arthur Miller