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• Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
• My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
• Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to…
• How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon?
• Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
• You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
• Cats are a waste of fur.
• I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would…

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