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Son Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry about every penis…
- Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right.
- Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a…
- I'm going to name my son 'Nobody' and then when people say 'nobody's perfect', he will hug me and tell me how clever I am.
- The weirdest part about having a gay son is knowing that he wants to fuck you all the time.
- Had the big sex talk with my son. It was a bit awkward but I learned a lot cool things about vaginas and stuff.
- Well son, your mother and I met on Twitter, then later we... NO DON'T LOOK AT HER AVI
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- With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the son of… — Pietro Aretino
- God had one son on earth without sin, but never one without suffering. — Saint Augustine
- If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of… — James A. Baldwin
- Our most bitter enemies are our own kith and kin. Kings have no brothers, no sons, no mother! — Honore de Balzac
- I wanted to be a mechanic. When I was 14 I wanted to quit school and go work on my car. But… — Eric Bana
- I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. — John Adams
- My mother had a son from previous marriage and her husband died in Second World War. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- We glorify the Holy Ghost together with the Father and the Son, from the conviction that He is not separated from the… — Saint Basil
- As we were baptized, so we profess our belief. As we profess our belief, so also we offer praise. As then baptism… — Saint Basil
- Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies… — Joseph Addison
- Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops. — Brendan Behan
- Go on daddy-daughter dates and father-and-sons' outings with your children. As a family, go on campouts and picnics, to ball games and… — Ezra Taft Benson