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- I'd forgotten what an honest sandwich it is. For those of you not familiar, 'BLT' stands for 'bacon, lettuce, and tomato.' A lot of people…
- If anybody needs anything else at their tables, just speak slowly and clearly into your table numbers. Someone from the NSA will be right over…
- And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had…
- If someone does offer you a job, say 'yes.' You can always quit later. Then at least you'll be one of the unemployed as opposed…
- If someone spreads hate then they're not your religious leader.
- Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe.
More Someone Quotes
- If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl. — Nikhil Saluja
- Its a shame to hide such a wonderful feeling like Love, When you love someone, show it, say it! Love must be… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- If I were an actor I could be someone, someone who'd always know the right things to say. But as soon as… — Superman
- Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight,… — Hank Azaria
- All in all, for someone who was immersed in, fascinated by, and dedicated to flight, I was disappointed by the wrinkle in… — Neil Armstrong
- We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don't know where you're aiming, you don't have… — Mary Kay Ash
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- The essence of Taoism is really expressed by these few words. Taoism is the way of the child, the way of the… — Frederick Lenz