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Some Quotes by Bill Maher
- If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a…
- Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys…
- Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just…
- It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.
- Kids. They're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex.
- When did the business community in America become so sensitive? ... that we have to treat like some type of rare exotic animal - don't…
- The NYPD must stop acting like the only thing black people do is run from them and shoot at them. Believe it or not there…
- New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.
- At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
- In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the…
- New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in…
- When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
- If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
- People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort of art medium, and it's not. Others think it's an…
- Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
More Some Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes
- If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when… — Aristotle
- To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does… — Aristotle
- Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for this reason… — Aristotle
- We have some material on spying by a major government on the tech industry. Industrial espionage. — Julian Assange
- I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just never come… — Paul Auster
- Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives. — Richard Bach