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Eric Cartman has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass…
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your…
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How would you like to suck my balls?
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the…
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Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an…
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my…
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and…
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls…
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MomKitty is being a dildo.
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
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Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
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Books for general reading always smell bad; the odor of common people hangs around them.
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Because everybody lies. It's part of living in society. Don't get me wrong-I think it's necessary. The last thing anyone wants is…
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One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad. A minor hazard, comparatively.
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Your life is like your underwear, if you choose not to change it! Not only will you smell bad, everybody will choose…
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One of the many hazards of socializing with vampires. It makes you smell bad.
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Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
— Eric Cartman
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I'm just an old man and I smell bad, remember?
— Stanley Kubrick
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