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• I am so spoiled. I cannot watch a show where it gets interrupted for ads. I have to TiVo it and skip… — Alan Ball
• No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. — Hal Borland
• I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things... I play with leaves. I skip down the street and run against the wind. — Leo Buscaglia
• I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky,… — Anthony Jeselnik
• That's the classic nature of people, though. We'll skip the basics and get pissed when the sexy stuff doesn't work. — Martyn Rooney
• [The papists] ought to have sympathy with us weak, poor Christians, and not condemn us or make fun of us because we… — Martin Luther
• I'm going to be happy. I'm going to skip. I'm going to be glad. I'm going to be easy. I'm going to… — Esther Hicks
• I'm never going to starve myself for a part. I don't want little girls to be like, 'Oh, I want to look… — Jennifer Lawrence
• To reinvent a newly impeccable you in the most modern of outfits, don't skip on makeup and be sure to have flawless… — Karl Lagerfeld
• The secret of life is to skip having children and go directly to grandchildren. — Mell Lazarus
• We know that death never skips or spares anybody and that no one ever returns. And yet we go on like the… — Martin Luther
• The dog of your boyhood teaches you a great deal about friendship, and love, and death: Old Skip was my brother. They… — Willie Morris

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