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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job…
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As humans we like to laugh at our fears, we like to whistle in the dark.
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A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
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Stand-up comedy is tough right now. Anybody can come to a concert, tape you, and put you up on the Internet. You…
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But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a…
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I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's…
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
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I used to pick Priuses out of the grill of my Hummer.
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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and…
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A hint of a frown touched his mouth. “I told you that wasn’t about feeding.†“No, it was about you making your…
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I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it…
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