Skewered Quotes

8 quotes by 8 authors

• Skewered through and through with office-pens, and bound hand and foot with red tape. — Charles Dickens
• Who's straight? I'm not. I am bent gouged pinched and tugged at, and squeezed into this funny shape. Each life is a game of chess… — Martin Amis
• I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job… — Jeff Dunham
• In the end, Dan Rather's legend skewered him, CBS and the craft of journalism. — Tina Brown
• Finally I went and found my hat and skewered it on my head with a four-inch hat pin. I wore the hat because I knew… — Megan Whalen Turner
• A hint of a frown touched his mouth. “I told you that wasn’t about feeding.” “No, it was about you making your point.” I skewered… — Jeaniene Frost
• I suppose being quite young and being thrust quite dramatically into a large public arena skewered my vision of what it means to live and… — Orlando Bloom
• In the best traditions of American comedy, from its beginnings through the crash-bang comedies of the 1990s and 2000s, Leslie Nielsen skewered the otherwise proper,… — Tom Shales

Who Wrote These Skewered Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 8 Skewered Quotes as follows:

• 1 Skewered Quote by Charles Dickens
• 1 Skewered Quote by Martin Amis
• 1 Skewered Quote by Jeff Dunham
• 1 Skewered Quote by Tina Brown
• 1 Skewered Quote by Megan Whalen Turner
• 1 Skewered Quote by Jeaniene Frost
• 1 Skewered Quote by Orlando Bloom
• 1 Skewered Quote by Tom Shales