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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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In a global race, can we really justify the huge number of expensive peripheral European institutions? Can we justify a commission that…
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I was in end stage heart failure, liver and kidneys shutting down, and on an emergency basis they went in and planted…
— Dick Cheney
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Egypt has responded to hundreds of thousands of protesters by shutting down the Internet. Just a word of advice: If you want…
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When Minutemen leader Jim Gilchrist and his black colleague Marvin Stewart were invited by the College Republicans to speak at Columbia last…
— Ann Coulter
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Fear, anger, stubbornness, and distrust portray themselves as your rescuers. Actually these energies only make you more closed off. Tell yourself: Nobody…
— Deepak Chopra
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How many examples do we have of these bodies [of the state] set up to eliminate a problem, actually eliminating it, shutting…
— Unknown Author
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Many of the vicious criminals held there have been caught on the battlefield fighting against American troops and shutting down Guantanamo Bay…
— Bill Shuster
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If you start painting yourself into a corner, life starts shutting down. There is always hopefully a next.
— Les Wexner
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The owners don't win by having a lockout. Shutting down your business is not good for anybody and it's certainly not good…
— Roger Goodell
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Shutting down governments on your computer is just as much as fun as going to a riot at Yale.
— John Waters
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I understood at once, I am not living, but actively dying. I am smoking, living unhealthily. I’m shutting down. I need to…
— Augusten Burroughs
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You may have succeeded in shutting down the attack simulation, girl, but it was by luck alone, not skill. I would die…
— Veronica Roth
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