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- I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston County High-School Debate…
- I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for it. And lastly,…
- I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward…
- On this show, your voice will be heard - in the form of my voice.
- You may learn sooner than most generations the hard lesson that you must always make the path for yourself...There is no secret society out there…
- And we didn't have cell phones. If you made plans to meet someone in a snow storm, and they didn't show up, you just had…
- I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's…
- And when those bombs went off, there were runners who, after finishing a marathon, kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate…
- Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I…
- In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with…
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