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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
— Erma Bombeck
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A strong woman is a woman at work, cleaning out the cesspool of the ages, and while she shovels, she talks about…
— Marge Piercy
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It feels a lot colder when you're shoveling snow than when you're building a snow fort.
— Cynthia Lewis
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He'd be better off shoveling snow.
— Richard Strauss
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Sending armies to McClellan is like shoveling fleas across a barnyard, not half of them get there.
— Abraham Lincoln
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Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded cunts,…
— Irvine Welsh
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Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard
— Margaret Culkin Banning
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We can rest contentedly in our sins and in our stupidities, and anyone who has watched gluttons shoveling down the most exquisite…
— C.S. Lewis
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I've always considered myself a physical person. I don't call myself a farm girl, but I did spend a lot of years…
— Eleanor Mondale
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I know what it's like to be shoveling to pay bills. I know what it's like to not have a job.
— Lee DeWyze
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
— Phyllis Diller
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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
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