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Shocked Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm shocked! The quality of porn videos these days is incredible. You can actually see the disappointment on their parents' face!
- My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock.
- I'm shocked at the number of people telling me to get a life. I mean, who told them that I don't have one?
- My friend just came out as being gay to me today. I was so shocked I nearly choked on his cock.
More Shocked Quotes
- Because I am a mother, I am capable of being shocked: as I never was when I was not one. — Margaret Atwood
- The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I'm never shocked, I'm not the shockable type! — David Bailey
- Those who remember Washington's cold war culture in the 1980s will recall the shocked reactions to Reagan's intervention. People interested in foreign… — Russell Baker
- If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. — Niels Bohr
- Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- No one was more shocked or angry than I was when we didn't find the weapons. I had a sickening feeling every… — George W. Bush
- I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had… — Nicolas Cage
- I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right'… — Drew Carey
- To be honest, I know that a lot of Asian parents are secretly shocked and horrified by many aspects of Western parenting. — Amy Chua
- I am shocked at how much time I spend in the White House. I mean, you know, for people on the outside,… — Hillary Clinton
- I thought Nixon was getting ganged up on, but when I heard the tapes, I was shocked and terribly saddened. — Walter Annenberg