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Shit Quotes by Joel Zimmerman
- Holy fuck Perth! That was a fucking religious experience, therefore I'm going backstage to shit out 27 easter bunnies. LOVE YOU!!!
- Hahahayou really wanna know how I got banned from the mall dont you? Cuz I rode a skateboard in the inside part. hahaha... yeah I…
- I also hate it when people constaly say "you know?" ...Cuz, like, why are you telling me shit I know? You know?
- Im going to compile my favorite after this crazy shit... some of these are fuckin amazing.. can someone say coffe table book?
More Shit Quotes
- Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad. — Lyndon B. Johnson
- The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great… — Ernest Hemingway
- Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart… — Good Will Hunting
- I'm still an artist. I'm never gonna do a shit movie, because I've got my modeling to support me. — Milla Jovovich
- I'm going to do damage with it. I'll make sure that my work gets out. That no publisher will ever be able… — Michael Moore
- What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's… — Mitch Hedberg
- I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad. — Lyndon B. Johnson
- Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can't nobody fly with all that shit. Wanna fly, you got… — Toni Morrison
- I am ready for whatever's coming. I expect nothing but to be let down or turned away. I am alone. Goddamn. The… — Henry Rollins
- The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort… — Ernest Hemingway
- Inch by inch , Play by Play . Till we are finished .. We are in hell right now .. Believe me… — Salma Rodriguez
- I know I said I was over you. Did you honestly believe me? Did you really think I could just forget everything… — Kaylee Smicklo