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- I am the constitutionally and legitimately elected sheriff, and I absolutely refuse to surrender my responsibility to the federal government. — Joe Arpaio
- This is the sheriff you're talking about, with a gun and badge that enforces the law. Nothing is going to stop me… — Joe Arpaio
- If time were the wicked sheriff in a horse opera, I'd pay for riding lessons and take his gun away. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Especially in local elections, because hardly anybody pays attention to those - but it's really important who's mayor and who's on the… — Jello Biafra
- I still don't even know if the sheriff will let me see him. And suppose he did; what then? What do I… — Ernest Gaines
- I created 'The Westerner' because of anger - anger at never-miss sheriffs, always-right marshalls, whitewashed gunfighters ... anger at TV's quick-draw tin… — Sam Peckinpah
- You can't turn the sheriff into a toad, Hannah. It's against the rules. --Abbey Drake — Christine Feehan
- The church hates a thinker precisely for the same reason a robber dislikes a sheriff, or a thief despises the prosecuting witness. — Robert Green Ingersoll