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- Guys: If you ever get the chance to bang a blind chick, trust me, always finish on her face. She'll never see it coming.
- It's fun to wink at strangers when they're eating a banana to see their reaction until one of them winks back.
- Love is like Wi-Fi, you can't see it, but you know when you've lost it.
- Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what I'm talking about.
- It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look.
- Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.
- You will always see what's wrong when you are right. But you will never see what's right when you are happy doing wrong.
- I met you, I liked you, I loved you, I had you, I lost you, I missed you, I never wanna see you again.
- If your out and your girl asks Where are you? randomly, don't lie. Chances are she knows where you are and wants to see if…
- I'm sick and tired of twitter. See you in 5 mins.
- My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her.
- Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
- Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.
- See it with your own eyes, hear it with your own ears. Think with your own mind and decide with your own heart.
- KISSING, A method of getting two people so close together that they can't possibly see anything wrong with each other;
- You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing.
- You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are.
- I used to look for cameras in the mall to steal things, now I look to see if I can scratch my butt.
- WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a fire plug when…
- Women love sex in the dark because they can't stand to see a man have a good time.
- I Followed you, I starred you, I retweeted you, I DM'ed you, I lost you, I blocked you, I never wanna see you again.
- Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping.
- If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account.
- Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home.
- I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads.
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