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Seconds Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you're doing anything with your life today.
- They say that men think about sex every 7 seconds, which is just ridicu... hang on, BRB!
- They say that you make a first impression after the first 7 seconds. To avoid this, I always show up 7 seconds late.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.
- If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago.
- I've just found out that I have very fast sperm. It can go from girlfriend's mouth to a tissue in 1.3 seconds
- The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I'm a human or have responsibilities.
- A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds.
- If God Was A Woman.... Sex would last longer than 30 seconds
- New statistic: Every 30 seconds someone fucks up something
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